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Zakery

Zakery has the biggest heart, and is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s a hard worker. When you see his smile he’ll make you melt on the spot. He’s the best boyfriend in the universe, he’s sexy, sweet, funny, loving and is amazing in bed! Zakery is very athletic, and can play any sport! He’s a badass on the slopes, and everyone wishes they could do the tricks he can do on a snowboard. In his free you’ll catch him doing back flips, he can do them anytime, anywhere! This guy is very humble though, and doesn’t give himself the credit he deserves. If you have Zakery as a friend count yourself lucky because he will always have your back, and be there for you. I know I love having him in my life.
Once you go Zak, you can’t go back :D

Zakery, do a backflip!!

“How lucky am I to have Zakery in my life?”
“You’re really really lucky to have Zakery”

The things Zakery says in Math class will make you wonder what he’s doing on the weekend?!

Zakery is hot asf, and no, Zakery you can’t say lies!

Zakery is playing... Minecraft
by The one & only Sierra October 8, 2019
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zackory

A typical man with a very large penis that can be used as a bat to hot women in the face with leaving them knocked out cold and dreaming about that big ole penis.
That girl got hit by a Zackory that's for sure.
by Selena's luther January 2, 2017
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Zackary Gutter

Ex Scene King myspace superstar. Disappeared off the face of the internet. Became a douche bag gym buff who makes gay Facebook statuses about getting his nipple pierced.
"The real Zackary Gutter lives in my town and whenever I see him I make fun of his myspace days"
by gotthescoop July 5, 2012
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Zackory

They lift people’s spirits and make people laugh they are very smart and beneficial they are always there when people need them they are comedians and all the girls hang around them they do not like to fight but just push them hard enough and they will whoop your ass they have a great personality and is very lonely they sometimes hate the world they are very unique they think of there selves sometimes as unattractive and and all the girls are Bestfriend’s with him
Zackory is so funny
by Loveandadventurous13 April 6, 2020
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Zakkery

A young lad with an enormous horse cock known to pull many bitches at once.

often to pull male and female bitches.
damn I lost my brother and sister to zakkery
by 0923858235 January 19, 2022
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Zachery

That one guy that does dumb things like stealing mustard packets or starting a meme page in school. Usually nice to the specific group he attaches too. Does his best to be nice to the people around them. Enjoys good soup. Probably has autism. Still nice.
Ah shit, here goes zachery again, stealing oranges and mustard packets again. At least he gives a damn about something.

In zachery's mind: mustard packets for the people of my land
by Ahappyzacky July 30, 2019
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Zachery

A pain in the ass. He’s obnoxious, arrogant, and thinks he’s the shit. A Zachery can be cringey, annoying, but sweet at the same time.
Jesus Christ he’s such a Zachery
Awh what a Zachery
Ew it’s fucking Zachery
by Emma_W123 October 27, 2017
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