A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021
Get the Yogurt Male mug.A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"
by I really hope you don't know m November 1, 2017
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by enderm4n January 25, 2021
Get the shut your mom mug.To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.
by Gg1246 October 31, 2017
Get the I'll marshmallow your mum mug.To wear your heart on your cheek is the opposite of wearing your heart on your sleeve.
A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.
This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.
A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.
This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.
"Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."
by Storm Kitsune September 16, 2014
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
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Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?
Obama: Shit your eye!
Carter: Shit your own eye!
Obama: Shit your eye!
Carter: Shit your own eye!
by peterSKhiking January 7, 2010
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