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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG 

The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly.
Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife-

Person: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

you are the father 

A sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing Maury Povich show, which is a show that I watch every day after school but won't admit it.
This sentence is used usually after some ugly black woman is crying because she slept around with 15 guys and got pregnant and now she doesn't know her baby's father is.
LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically)
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone.
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, you are the father.
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, begins barking into Drey's face as he walks off stage, PO'd.
you are the father by WhoWEF May 13, 2005

you are up 

the same as "it's your turn"
When you're playing a bord game and it's turn of your friend to throw the dices but he doesn't realize himself about it, and then you yell to him "you are up!"
you are up by Julia120400 April 14, 2014

You Are What You Eat 

A comeback for fat people.
Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D
Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D

You are a joke 

'You are a joke' is a phrase used by someone who believes you to be inferior to them. To belittle, disrespect, embarrass, and humiliate you. To make you feel as though you are stupid, unimportant, or unwanted, etc. and make themselves feel supirior to you.
You are a joke by SmoothDog75 April 27, 2020

you are an idiot

the most annoying, yet suprisingly amusing, popup, EVER!
you are an idiot! ha-hahah-haha-ha-aw