yomp

1. to eat
2. alternative word for “bite”

1. i went to wawa and yomped on a big ass Italian hoagie, oh yeah.
2. rosco you fat disgusting fuck! you really went a took a big ass yomp right out my fucking food I dropped huh?

by SploogeTheFish June 10, 2019

yomp

1. also see: boom or metro boom. similar to hookup but much more vague. could mean anything from penetration to eye contact. it depends on the people and the situation.
2. to eat a full ass meal and a half

1. Danielle: Wow, Will and Starr are getting pretty close. Do you think they are yomping?
Maddie: Well i don’t think they’re not yomping.

2. Sarah: Man I could yomp some Arby’s right now.

by dillygaf August 9, 2019

yomp

A vague word for anything from making eye contact to having sex. Usually used to describe flirting or the shooting of a shot. Sometimes used in place of hooking up or having sex. Can also be used to describe stuffing one's face with food.

Megan: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Parker: Well you're a full ass snack so I'll take you.
Julia: Wow, Parker just yomped Megan.

Chris: I could yomp some Arby's right about now

by dillygaf August 27, 2019

yomp

basically yeet but better

boy 1: oh shit that girl got her wig yomped right off her head.
boy 2: that man said fuck yo wig.
boy 1: dead ass.

by i ate the kids September 16, 2019

Yomp

An expression used to dignify an excited state. A variation of "yeet" specific to the state of Minnesota. Can also express a feeling of physical dominance. Pronounced "yahmp"

Imagine hitting a step-back jumper in the face of your inferior opponent... "YOMP" (if you dont know basketball terminology I'm sorry)

by PattyLs69 December 13, 2017

Yomp

A word to describe a big fell with a wittle tiny choade.

Sally: Dude when I asked for dick I thought it was a big fella like you, Its a YOMP!

Jack: I cried for months when my boyfriend had a Yomp.

Dude that yomp is bigger then mine!

by Silly gourmet April 24, 2018

yomping

the act of consuming shitty gas station food with pleasure

"damn, yomping on those rotisserie hot dogs on the curb of circle k last night cured my munchies"

by grammascooch May 12, 2020