yoink

to quickley remolve a joint from a unaware stare gazing stoners mouth for your own benefit

while sitting there staring at the ceiling for ten minutes robbie yoinked the spliff from my mouth

by bazf1 February 20, 2009

yoink

To lightly tap or poke with your finger someone for fun while adding the sound effect. It can be used with objects too.

Person 1: "Hey, can you hand me that broom, right there?"
Person 2: "Yoink! I just yoinked you with a broom handle!"
Person 1: "I am soo going to get you back someday."

by nomejoy June 17, 2009

Yoink

An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Though I cherished my automobile, I had to purchase a new one when my second cousin came up from behind me and politely exclaimed, "Yoink" while taking my car keys.

by Anonymous October 09, 2002

Yoinked

To take something without permision and or with surprise.

You totally yoinked my food!

by Iciceberg May 03, 2006

Yoink

Te opposite of yeet. Instead of throwing something you grab it.

I Just yoinked the remote

by Lilstrawb December 21, 2018

Yoink

A sound effect created by Don Martin of Mad Magazine used to indicate the rapid pulling or removal of an object, much like 'Pow" or "Bam" would indicate a punch or hard hit in a Batman comic. Later used numerous times by characters on The Simpsons to indicate quick grabbing of something belonging to others.

"It's mine", said Bart. "No, it's mine", said Lisa. "Yoink!". Now it's mine, said Marge.

by jfdnt November 20, 2012

Yoink

To take or to snatch

Boy if you dont stop im a yoink them shoes off yo feet.

Girl if you dont stop im a yoink that weave up off yo head.

by Pfisher03 March 30, 2019