yolomawmit

Abbreviation for: you only live once, might as well make it tasty

A phrase used as a means to rationalize an inhumanely high intake of unhealthy but delicious foods or beverages: cake, ice cream, any 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant meal, etc...

Fatass 1: "Dude, you know ihop has ayce pancakes now?"
Fatass 2: "Oh god... we shouldn't... but... yolomawmit."

by mawmitqueen February 2, 2014

YoYoMa

Also know as the great troll, the YoYoMa wanders the World Wide Web, preying on innocent forum users. He’s recognizable by his morbid sense of humour, his colourful underwear as well as his wide knowledge of the useless and forgotten.

The Great YoYoMa was last seen posting on various financial and aviation related forums.

by Yoyoma May 5, 2005

Yoomer

An "Old Soul." Young person who Identifies/sees themselves as "born in the wrong generation." Probably plays an instrument or are in a band, and plugs his/hers ears 5 seconds into hearing any popular music from the last 15 years. Yoomers also get along well with boomers and older people.

"Ian is such a 'Yoomer.' he always shows up too school wearing old band T-shirts, and constantly shits on everything popular these days, even though he's only 16"

by Avithachodemaster February 24, 2020

yofomoious

Really cool,wicked,taste good,delicious,andsmart.

"Thats really yofomoious!" and "He is really yofomoious." and "He's really smart,no he's yofomoious."

by Jordan Cummins December 28, 2007

YOmomMETER

A scale that measures how good a

Yo Mama Joke is.
For Example

1-5 is a bad joke
6-10 is a good joke

If there was a YOmomMETER in here I would be over nine thousand

Yo•mom•iter

by GA Thawn193 June 28, 2018

yohomie

Raps shit that makes your thoughts connect to the nerves of your spirit making you elevate to the next level of consciousness connection in unity with our ancient destiny

One Love

"Ey, what's good yohomie"

"yo I'm good home, yo you good homie?"

"ye homie you know I'm good cuz, I'm yohomie"

"yo is that yohomie?"

by Ottomus Fresko October 18, 2018

yocimar

A sexy Mexican who gets all the girls and is loyal and always there for people, yocimar also loves to clap cheeks

Wow, yocimar you’re such a caring person.

by yocimar1600 December 13, 2019