yo momma

Girl i fucked last night

yo momma by Trogdor August 8, 2003

yo momma

A lame comeback kids (usually 12-15 years old) use to insult someone

Brandon: Who is that hot woman standing over there?

Zack: Yo momma!

Brandon: LAME!!

yo momma by AHHHH!!! June 29, 2011

yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

yo momma by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

yo momma

someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'

yeh i think i said it all alrede.

yo momma by anonymous June 16, 2004

yo momma

your mother, your biological mother, the woman who gave birth to you, the woman who gave you half of your genes

john: hey shonesia mokishia shonlisha! can i have a penny?

shonesia mokishia shonlisha: ok...but dont lose it in yo mommas rolls!!
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hi jonaynay

YO MOMMA!

yo momma by da suburban ghettos August 13, 2007

yo momma

The perfect thing 2 say when sum dumb fool asks u a stupid question!!!

did u see that bird: yo momma

yo momma by pooopinschloopingooopin July 12, 2004

yo momma

A way to spell yo mama that some very odd people tought of.

Sure it's pronounced the same, but it's just not right.

yo momma by Ranton February 28, 2005