1. The best porn EVAR.
2. Really good liquor.
3. A movie that would have been better had they not cast Vin Diesel and Asia Argento in the lead roles.
1. Dude! I saw one pic from the XXX folder and I started jacking off!
2. Yep, I'm wasted. XXX is hard stuff.
3. Vin Diesel and Asia Argento are terrible actors.