Steer you wrong

01: To give misleading instructions to you.
02: To direct you in the wrong way (not always intentionally).

Don't steer anybody wrong and expect nothing to happen.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 31, 2005

Wrongness

Wrongness: Post moronic behaviour, not in accord with established cultural, social or political norms. An antagonist to the mundane, offensive to the absurd, abstract to the established etiquette but distinguished by its peculiar trait of making the erudite, sentient and wise defecate with laughter.

Wrongness: Your mum's such a skanky ass bitch Battersea dogs home had to have her put down for fear of her lobsters infecting the rats.

Wrongness: Ronald Regan for president.

Wrongness: Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

by 3laz3r March 4, 2011

Rub The Wrong Way

To annoy or irritate somebody. The saying refers to rubbing an animal/cats fur the wrong way, but means to piss somebody off.

1. I have to say, that president Dubya really rubs me the wrong way!
2. Those teenybopper Stinkin Park fans always rub me the wrong way
3. Sometimes I rub people the wrong way

by Nigel Tufnel February 3, 2005

wrongteous

The opposite of righteous.

That party last night was so terrible. It was wrongteous.

by Ammnontet April 22, 2010

sick and wrong

Weekly podcast hosted by D. Simon and Lance Wackerle discussing the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.

"The most foul thing I have ever heard. I can't believe people listen to this shit" -- Drew Barrymore

"Sick and Wrong is my new favorite podcast." -- Bruce Campbell

"My mom told me about this podcast." -- Neil Patrick Harris.

"These guys have seen Brokeback Mountain one too many times." -- Larry Flynt

by stubbed_out May 28, 2010

wrong-way wang

A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.

Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.

by Harry Schroeder #6 September 4, 2007

wrongful poop

Being accused of making a noxious smelling poop after coming out of a bathroom that someone else has just pooped in.

Guy 1: "Dude did you just take that awful smelling dump?"

Guy 2: "No way man, that must have been the person before me."

Guy 1: "Understandable. I guess it's just a case of a wrongful poop."

by tamborines September 25, 2010