Wokeness 

Rich elites' attempt at turning women, LGBT people and non-whites into the enemies of the working class.

Karen: you're cishet white man! Chech your privilege! You're the problem!

Steve: I work 9 to 5, I have a mortgage and a student debt to boot. I get it, you're educated on social issues, but all of that propaganda is funded by billionaries. They want you to hate me, not them. Now, sod off with your wokeness.

Wokeness by Siberian Lynx February 21, 2025

Wokeness 

Demonic deception used to trick low IQ people into following godless morals and values.

That pawn for the devil is pushing their low iq wokeness logic.

Wokeness by Klorasaurox June 22, 2025

Wokeness

Wokeness is a socio-digital phenomenon where superficial, well-intentioned moral assumptions are isolated from rational critique by a class of moral purists. These enforcers interpret any counterargument as a direct offense, defining it as oppressive, bigoted, or unacceptable to leave no space for rational discourse. This results in a state of social inertia and scrupulosity that prioritizes virtue signaling over effective problem-solving.

Male: "Actually, if you look at the data, the wage gap is largely a product of supply and demand, occupational choice, and hours worked—not just some secret club of men."

The Feminist: "Ugh, stop mansplaining the patriarchy to me. Your 'logic' is literally just a tool of oppression..."

Male: Wokeness is taking over everybody's mind

Wokeness by huevacles April 18, 2026

pseudo-wokeness

Fake wokeness. It's what basically ruined the term "woke".

Examples of pseudo-wokeness:

Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.

Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.

Any sort of corporate pandering

Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.

pseudo-wokeness by Silicosis9324 April 16, 2023

Schrödinger's Wokeness 

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t

Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness

Schrödinger's Wokeness by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023

Schrödinger's Wokeness 

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

Schrödinger's Wokeness by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024

Schrodedinger's Wokeness 

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

Schrodedinger's Wokeness by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024