Miracle Wizz 

The type of piss someone takes after holding it in for hours, and failing to find a bathroom until right before they piss their pants. It's cosidered a miracle because that's the ony way to describe how that person could've made it to the restroom.

Anouncer: He's at the 40!! The 50!! Wait, where's he going? Folks it seems as if he's headed for the port-a-potties!! Wow!! Mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!

Miracle Wizz by Xero _ Manifest December 2, 2010

Tech Wizz 

Someone who says they know shit about computers but do little to nothing to prove it. Or they say random words with pc parts in them which make no sense.

William is a fucking Tech Wizz, he says you plug in the hdmi cable into the USB port.

Tech Wizz by Vinny poh April 14, 2022

gee wizz

a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).

b) The urine of a gangster.

a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"

b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.

gee wizz by The Tangoman October 24, 2004

dick wizz 

a girl that know about ever guy and his dick

brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.

dick wizz by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

jizz wizz 

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm

"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"

jizz wizz by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

izz wizz 

a nickname for izzy, issy, isabelle, issabella

izz wizz over here

izz wizz by eli the elepant March 24, 2017

skizzy wizz 

when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.

*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!

skizzy wizz by Martin Payne February 3, 2008