Wirish

Somebody who claims connections with Ireland to make themselves sound more culturally grounded, cool or sexy. Abbreviation of 'wannabe Irish'.

Dave is always going on about his distant relations from Dublin, but he hasn't actually been there. He's so Wirish.

by Clarebear81 December 5, 2010

within fucking distance

close proximity to the target of your sexual desires.

Although Adrian and Dao are within fucking distance, Adrian has yet to get any action.

by ashybutclassyintern September 12, 2011

Wirritated

Irritation caused by a slow WiFi connection.

I'm so wirritated that I can't watch cat videos at work because of the slow WiFi connection.

by Skippyelvis October 24, 2017

The Ones Within

Is a really good anime

The Ones Within is a really good anime and is one of my favs

by XER101 December 23, 2020

widrig

to make a girl cum, or waterfall fast during intercourse

Bobby made his girlfriend widrig during sex

by Gurth January 7, 2008

Witzig Curse

A curse that only a select few males have, that gives them the ability to get any girl they want, as long as they try. The Witzig's are well endowed and a known to last up to an hour. They are fairly cute and keeping a Witzig around it a hard task because of the curse itself. Symptoms of the Witzig Curse are: deep voice, big wiener, and very fast growing facial hair. If you know a Witzig or someone who's in close contact with a Witzig they are likely to have the curse. If you know someone with the curse you probably have thought atleast once what he would be like in bed.

Look at him getting all the chicks all because of that damn witzig curse.

Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.

by blink182nms13 June 3, 2009

wirriam

An asian named William

herro, my name is wirriam

by william chu April 26, 2011