Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

willit

willit is awesome he is really nice but he is kinda depressed when he plays a game he will sometimes become wild willit is the best friend someone can have

willit is the best

by but im the best March 19, 2021

Willmott

Someone that is vertically challenged to the point of being a clinical dwarf. In normal groups these 'people' are regularly the butt of sizist jokes and general banter. They are unsuspecting and are often used as 'little robbers' moving unnoticed through large crowds of people picking pockets and returning the loot to their regular sized leaders à la 'Oliver'. In certain areas of the country, notably Derby, Willmotts are employed by gangs of criminals to undergo tasks such as squeezing through small holes in order to gain entry to properties. In the midget world these 'little robbers' are severely frowned upon, with most midgets preferring to make a living in the circus or in zoo's rather than turning to robbery.

Did you see that girl last night? ...No, why? .... Oh, you might not have noticed her, she's well below your eyeline, I think she stole my wallet! She was such a Willmott

by JWForman November 8, 2010

willnot

A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.

Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These willnots are so annoying

by backwash99 March 25, 2011

Williton

Terrible treacherous tantrums, Mad Mark - Set alight! Drive through at your peril. Many nonsense nostrils perform many tantric sex acts regularly. Quincunx. Squirrel Squidgeon.

Where's Mad Mark when you need to set a shell suit on fire?

Williton mate.....

by pennylicker January 20, 2013

williston

Williston is a small town in Levy County. The people of Williston try to keep a small town feel and attempt to repel big business. The city limits end at a strategic place on the east side of the town. The city attempts to not incorporate the minority populated area of the town by ending the city limits at the railroad tracks. Williston is a proud place for people who were born and raised there, however no outsiders are flooding the town or area due to no economic development.

We are from Williston, Florida

by Rauskaman October 7, 2016

willitis

The random urge to use swaggy slang such as "lit", and the want to rewrite Shakespeare.

"damn son,you've got a case of willitis", said the doctor suggestively.

by Littiestofthelitty July 3, 2017