i cant let you go

telling someone like a bf or gf you cant let them go

Boy: mane w.e im done with you
Girl: omg "i cant let you go" (iclyg)
Boy: well im going
Girl: fuk u lil dick

by an innocent by stander April 8, 2011

if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan

a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

by smores21 July 19, 2012

Who let you leave the house with all that cake

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Who let you leave the house with all that cake? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Hella A$$

by GlitzyG April 1, 2020

as if im going to let you use my tractor

only the best vine ever to exist

Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."

by Arsenic sawax October 8, 2018

I'll let you ponder over that one

Something you say when you realise you've said something really stupid, usually in an argument, in order to try and save face and make out that what you said is in fact obscurely witty.

Person one: Lol fag!

Person two: No u!

Person one: Make me!

Person two: ?????

Person one: I'll let you ponder over that one for a bit

by Dudey McCool January 14, 2011

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

would you let me fuck you

What a guy asks you when hes horny

Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."

by BigCocklover333 October 14, 2020