Wonder Widget

an individual demonstrating high levels of ironic stupidity, typically associated with AGE. eg; GMOgreKing, aeriaKs1lent, and or SupermanOX

the "Wonder Widget" Ks1lent lacks any semblance of management skills while demonstrating child like behavior.

by Countchugula December 21, 2009

Skin Widget

A small penis.

Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.

All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

willets

a willet is a dry pices of poo that gets caught in your pubic bum hair

do you have willets?

by dangleberrydave July 3, 2005

widget

A small purple alien shapeshifter from the early 1990's tv show, "Widget the Wolrd Watcher"

Widget comes on too f'ing early in the morning!!

by Meg May 6, 2004

wiglet

A small wig used especially to enhance a hairstyle

"My, Samantha, that wiglet you're sporting there is rather fancy. It adds a whole new element to your previously boring and unimaginative hairstyle."
*slap*

by Rolling49 September 15, 2009

wiglets

small white kids trying to act black but fail, "small wiggers"

The "wiglets" tried to fight me at wal-mart.

by SBISFTW March 13, 2009

widget factory

(noun) An often derogatory term associated with a workplace philosophy where raw productivity is considered paramount.

In a "Widget Factory" workplace, metrics are everything and ideas are nothing. A "great employee" would be someone who produces the most widgets per hour. This mindset is closely tied to Taylorism; a production-oriented work philosophy from the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Dave, your workplace isn't a widget factory--if you don't know how to charm your boss and get noticed, working your tail end off won't get you ahead.

by TexasBard June 28, 2017