by KlausVonKrappen July 23, 2014
Get the widget shit mug.A person with a narrow view of life and or job requirements. A one function way of thinking not open to new ideas or thinking
by 88automate April 20, 2021
Get the Widget head mug.(noun) An often derogatory term associated with a workplace philosophy where raw productivity is considered paramount.
In a "Widget Factory" workplace, metrics are everything and ideas are nothing. A "great employee" would be someone who produces the most widgets per hour. This mindset is closely tied to Taylorism; a production-oriented work philosophy from the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
In a "Widget Factory" workplace, metrics are everything and ideas are nothing. A "great employee" would be someone who produces the most widgets per hour. This mindset is closely tied to Taylorism; a production-oriented work philosophy from the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
Dave, your workplace isn't a widget factory--if you don't know how to charm your boss and get noticed, working your tail end off won't get you ahead.
by TexasBard June 28, 2017
Get the widget factory mug.when you put your iPhone up your girlfriend's butt so that she can manipulate the widgets with her anus.
by in4m8ion October 15, 2008
Get the widget fuck mug.This is a game that can only be played by individuals who consume Guinness (or similar pub draughts, such as Murphy's) from a can. Only those who are aware of what the "widget" inside the can is are able to take part in the Widget game.
After the consumption of a pint, pick an opponent to take part in the Widget game. Remove the widget from the can, and have your opponent stand about 20 feet from you with their back turned. the goal is to throw the widget as hard as you can at the person's back. Two throws are permitted. If done correctly, a round, circular mark will begin to appear on their back where the widget hit.
This game is not for a weak individual who cannot withstand a sharp pain.
If you hit your opponent's back with the widget, you score a point. Your opponent then gets two throws at you, and if they hit you, the game continues. The game can continue as long as desired by participants.
Honor, Valor, and Prestige are awarded to the winner.
After the consumption of a pint, pick an opponent to take part in the Widget game. Remove the widget from the can, and have your opponent stand about 20 feet from you with their back turned. the goal is to throw the widget as hard as you can at the person's back. Two throws are permitted. If done correctly, a round, circular mark will begin to appear on their back where the widget hit.
This game is not for a weak individual who cannot withstand a sharp pain.
If you hit your opponent's back with the widget, you score a point. Your opponent then gets two throws at you, and if they hit you, the game continues. The game can continue as long as desired by participants.
Honor, Valor, and Prestige are awarded to the winner.
Instigator: Widget Game?
Opponent: Sure. What's the widget game?
Instigator: The rules are simple. I will explain as we go.
Opponent: Sure. What's the widget game?
Instigator: The rules are simple. I will explain as we go.
by dcooper5 April 18, 2010
Get the Widget Game mug.When trying to come up with a quick formula, the widget value is the basic quick number you can always plug in to the formula and the answer will be about right.
Our products range in price from $3.50 - $7.00 so if we want to estimate sales, let's just use a widget value of five bucks. If we sell 10,000 items, using our widget value of 5.00 that means we will have sales of $50,000.
by Phyllisolyn October 11, 2013
Get the widget value mug.by SamKington81 December 2, 2013
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