Whalecowophobia

The fear of being to sexy that your heart might tear apart when looking at your reflection.

Emma has Whalecowophobia!

by AbrahamLincolnIsHot April 11, 2015

Whale Wenus Cult

The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.

You’ve been wenused.
Get wenused!
Whalecum to the Whale Wenus Cult.
You’re such a segsy whale.

by Space Croissant August 14, 2020

maluga whale

1.A person who, while not overweight, looks like a beluga whale due an excess of forehead combined with small often catlike dark eyes. Most common habitats include Amherst College, Holland, and England. Speech pattern indicates that said person sounds like their from London.

Person 1- (Shaking her head in dismay) Whats she like?

Person 2- Yo stop being such a Maluga whale

by ManPretty May 4, 2009

Cuntback Whale

a fat chick who is acting like a bitch and/or cunt.

My boss is such a cuntback whale.

by Hockey_Temper August 19, 2010

The Whole Nurks

When you go to the gym and work deltoids, triceps, biceps and forearms. In most cases you drink quad strength coffee before your workout. Nurks can also just be another word for muscles.

Example #1
Joe : Yo bro you gonna do the whole nurks today?
Jules: Hell yeah you know it cuz.

Example #2
Damn he must workout a lot because he has some big nurks!

by Tits McKie January 26, 2015

Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans

If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.

by YaboiChria May 19, 2019

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

by johnp May 2, 2014