whompuscat

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

by Sirduck June 19, 2018

whompas cat

Anything that will eat you before you can eat it.
Someone that can put you in your place before you can say a word.

My wife was a whompas cat yesterday

by Redneckin February 1, 2021

King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget December 9, 2011

whomping

large quantities of bread being consumed at an alarming rate.

Did jackie just go whomping on the pumpernickle, it was freshly baked out the oven! uhsk

by cocksock08ushk May 5, 2009

kaddi whompus

1) an unusual person, or someone with abnormal personalities

2) a foolish or dim-witted idea

3)a really whack statement

1- "That bitch got a dick and a cunt, she is all kaddi whompus!"
2- Steve-"I can't believe you thought it would be a good idea to drink these beers warm!"
Jack-"Yeah man, you got all kaddi whompus there, it's all about them cold beers."
3- Kurtis-"I'm telling you man, sucking dick is not gay."
Donny-"That is some kaddi whompus shit right there."

by Rugo May 10, 2008

whopissedonmyteacher

lindsay.

lindsay did.

girl 1: whopissedonmyteacher?!
girl 2: oH! LiNdSaY DiD
lindsay: wat-

by m.a.m.m.o.n.e.y November 12, 2020

Titty-whompus

When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.

Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!

How cool is that new bar?
It's titty-whompus!

by Wheel2 February 29, 2008