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Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.
Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.

Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.

Wetterschadenfreude 

The glee felt by people in colder, snowy regions (i.e. Upstate New York,) when other (generally warmer,) areas get pounded with a violent snowstorm that misses the notoriously cold region.
While Upstate New York enjoyed unseasonably warm temperatures in January, Philadelphia had three feet of snow, sparking a feeling of wetterschadenfreude from Albany to Buffalo.

wetter than an otter's pocket 

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson
you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay
A westie is a person that wears clothes such as dada, starts fights (mainly in the retunda outside Bakery Hill McDonalds, Ballarat), deals and uses drugs. The male version of a westie, can vary, having tattoos, piercings, is involved with more than one girl and is most likely a father to a child somewhere. The female version of a westie, tends to have more than one child to many different fathers, they may have tattoos and piercings and tend to mouth off at other females.

Westies are generally found in Wendouree West, but can also be found in other comission houses in the Ballarat area.
They have common unoriginal names such as Steph and Joe.
You fucking westie! Get your drug-fucked head out of my fridge, and get out of my house!
westie by Benjamin Roule May 22, 2007

Wetterfall 

To dominate something until it really matters, and then fall completely out of contention when there is any pressure on the line. To fold like a cheap lawn chair under pressure.
The Buffalo Bills always get to the playoffs, but seem to wetterfall when it comes time for the Superbowl

Neil's team will be in the playoffs, but don't worry about him, he always wetterfalls in the first round.
Wetterfall by Jay Cormier November 12, 2005
Nickname for the West Highland White Terrier, an intellegent and energetic dog.
A westie is a wonderful dog.
westie by Westieowner June 24, 2003