wempt

To leave, usually Internet group or chatroom, in a bad mood, perhaps dramatically. Flounce may be used in a similar way.

It first appeared in the DMU group on Flickr.

It would seem to be a combination of "to wimp out" and the past participle of "to go" (went).

This thread makes me want to wempt from this place.

by Garry Nixon April 22, 2006

Werp

The sound a porpoise makes

I just heard some porpoises werp

by Ur mom mai April 11, 2020

Werp

The act of engaging in text-based erotic roleplay during working hours.

"I apologise boss, I only partially completed my deadlines yesterday as I was werping."

by Floonmane July 20, 2022

dirty Werther's

Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.

Brian received a dirty Werther's from Edna, that's why he's walking funny.

by Taglar Dreskk July 21, 2017

wertans

a lovely girl who sits next to me in science and wears glasses, and went for an m-r eye scan lol

SHE'S SUCH A WERTANS DUDE!

by the pottinator April 22, 2011

Werp

Basically a word you use when you feel slightly confused about something somebody said specifically said via text message.

Person 1: "So basically quantum computers are machines that manipulate bits into one or t-"

Person 2 :"Werp?"

by Jakovage April 16, 2019

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005