werp

werp (nown) dirt, rubbish, infection, junk, nonsense and pretty much everything else of that ilk.
werpish (adjective) scruffy, dirty, bad, too cold, too hot, smelly etc.

I woke up feeling distinctly werpish. I went to the bathroom and looked at my tongue. It was covered in werp. I felt sick and werped all over the basin. When my wife saw this she went into a real werpy mood. I rang my daughter and she was sympathetic but had problems of her own. Her partner, an amicable and unwerpish person, could not start his car because of a werped out battery. So he took her car which left her to walk to work in very werpish weather.

by Wallace 1 December 24, 2008

Werm

When you mispell worm on purpose trying to be funny.

Spelling bee lady: The word is: Worm
Kid: W e r m
Spelling bee lady: incorrect, it is w o r m.
Kid: you are wrong, let me win NOW! It IS spelled werm!
Spelling bee lady: No, fuck off

by LuckyDarth123 December 18, 2021

werp

A burp from the inside. When your asophagus burps but you do not.

I werped

by LunarYeti May 24, 2009

Werppy

A gay ass faggot

Werppy has no dick but loves to suck dick and is gay

by Werrpy April 23, 2018

Spermy Wermies

Dat hawt, white, sticky liqwid dat daddy gives you and it taste oh so yum and makes you feel so tingly wingly inside of ur tummy wummy UwU

"Pweese gimme ur Spermy Wermies daddy UwU"

by Brokenslang May 14, 2020

werepunk

n., a punk that suddenly grows a lot of facial hair

Yikes! What happened to Jimmy? Oh my gawd! He's turned into a werepunk! Run!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

WerePimp

Someone who goes to sleep and dreams of feathered hats, and wakes up with unexpected amounts of cash and hand cramps.

WerePimps are common amongst most kleptomaniacs.

by violent666inu September 29, 2011