by Jdwelder May 11, 2021
Get the Dog shit welder mug.A welder is an individual who spends exceptional amounts of time piecing together metal, typically via TIG or MIG welding. Welders are usually very greasy, and short-tempered. To spot a welder in the wild you can look near any Harbor Freight store.
by septard February 20, 2023
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Get the Tigger welder mug.A person who makes precision gestamets based on unreliable data given by people of questionable knowledge.
by I have stuff September 10, 2023
Get the Welder mug.Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.
Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then
by weldingstan August 8, 2022
Get the Welder Dick mug.A person who exhibits the same traits as clinger, but worse. Instead of clinging on to you, they full-on weld themselves on to you.
Lauren, this new girl is such a welder. She asked, “So who is this Lauren you’re texting?” I said, “It’s my cousin! Chill out.”
Such a welder.
Such a welder.
by CaptainVegasKirk October 9, 2022
Get the Welder mug.A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.
Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN
by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 5, 2026
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