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Someone who likes "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," but only bothers to see it on Halloween. The next lowest thing to being a Virgin.
Marla's a Weenie, she only goes to Rocky on Halloween.
Weenie by Anonymous January 8, 2003
"I was running to my tent and forgot there was a porch in front of it so I ran right into it and fell straight onto the cement..."

"Classic weenie, textbook!"
Weenie by weenies4lyfe August 14, 2012
A person named Eric .
People of this type are usually full of weeniness, and have weenie-like personalities.
Person A: "ugh, dude that guy over there is such a weenie."

Person B: "His name must be Eric.. ._____.
Weenie by avocado_amalia August 26, 2012
Someone who is mean and likes to hurt people's feelings- a jerk.
Guy: "you're such a baby"
Girl: "hey don't be a weenie"
Weenie by grilledcheese March 19, 2015
A weenie would describe someone wearing tight legged pants, socks puled up high, atrocious glasses, and a button up collard shirt ect. IF YOU WEAR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A PURE WEENIE
Ussually the purest of the weenies are seen alone walking very akwardly, one the rare occasion that the weenie is not alone, he or she is accompanied with another weenie. when a weenie sighting has occured you are obliged to identify the person as a weenie and to have a good laugh!
Mr. Shaw, Katherine Powers, GRILLS, WHIPDADDY!
Liana in that Balloon picture, and sadly, the creator,me, LAIDS

Haley: thinking to herself, "WOW, look at that creature approching, with the ankle bitters and the cell phone from the 17th century, walking completely alone", oh wait, thats my friend Laids, she's a pure WEENIE!
weenie by Laids March 13, 2008
Guy 1: "dude, my g/f kept getting close, but wouldn't let me touch her"

Guy 2: "She is such a weenie"
weenie by LegoDick January 9, 2008