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weave snatching soda snake

A snake who likes soda and snatching weaves. Some Mod or another... I dunno.. what are we talking about again?
LuzKlarita can kick Weave Snatching Soda Snake's bum.
by LuzKlarita March 14, 2017
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Walmart Weave

When hair looks so ratchet that it looks as if it was found in a walmart dumpster
Guy 1: you know bootyquisha from mcdonalds right?
Guy 2: ya that ho got a walmart weave
by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016
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weave

the incredibly ability to dodge things at a rapid speed
by kfug March 1, 2022
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Weavering

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.
Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
by Smurd February 11, 2009
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weave

a form of hair extensions. often used by black women, and celebrites. it's woven, or glued, into the hair from the track. if done rite, it comes out cute. it may even look real, if its done real good.
Nahoje: ooh Taquasha, yo weave is mad cute.
Taquasha: wat chu talkin bout? this ain't no weave.i got
some cherokee indian in me.
Nahoje: girl, please. you black jus like the rest of us. you ain't foolin nobody.
by yay area baby December 28, 2005
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yoghurt weaver

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"
Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
by Ott^ September 25, 2005
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Stale Weave

When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
by restful ling ling April 13, 2016
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