waterboat

where a bloke puts his head in between a woman's breasts and blows raspberries.

"can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc

by Kilaaa August 12, 2007

academic waterboarding

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.

He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.

by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009

waterboring

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.

John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.

by wordjunky November 2, 2009

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

waterboarding

When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.

"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."

"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."

by G8tto Fabul0so March 25, 2010

Waterford

A small town in southeastern Wisconsin. It contains one main road that will get you over the Fox River. Can't afford a stop light so a poilce man stands in the three way intersection to direct traffic during rush hour. There is a high school and a bowling alley and that's about it. Surrounded by rural land, Waterford can be considered a "hicktown" but basically just a small small town where everyone knows everyone's business.

"I drove through Waterford the other day"
"Oh really? How was it?"
"I blinked and the next thing you know I was out of it"

by wallythewolverine November 5, 2009

Waterford

Waterford is the oldest & best city in Waterford.

It is located in the south-east of Ireland.

Waterford has served as a haven for the poor & persecuted for centuries, Vikings from Denmark, Hugenots from France, Quakers from England, & poor peasants from Kilkenny have all found refuge in Waterford.

Waterford is built on the banks of the river Suir & is world famous for its fine cut crystal, music & pubs. WIT (Waterford Institute of Technology) is the premier educational institute in the south-east of Ireland & Waterford also has the only airport in the South-East of Ireland. Waterford is renowned for its great football team WATERFORD UNITED FC & it's long heritage in hurling.

Waterford City is the ONLY CITY in the South-East of Ireland & is also famous for the SPRAOI festival in August & the tall ships fesival coming in July 2011

Look at the big cabbage heads on those eejits coming across the bridge with their stripey jerseys looking for alms from the cultured Waterford people

by LismoreLad December 19, 2010