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Warwick High School 

A shithole school located in Lititz PA. Administration doesn’t care about anyone or anything besides getting paid. It’s hard to learn and make friends because of the depressing ass environment. The only positive features of this school are the VERY few teachers who actually care, the good food, The G.S.A, and the LGBTQ+ population of students
Employer: “And where did you graduate from?”

Me: “I graduated from Warwick High School”

Employer: “Oh I’m so sorry, you’re hired”
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Warwick Hornby 

One who is leading, and wins an election by many votes.
"I think he's going to pull off a Warwick Hornby and win this vote!"
Warwick Hornby by kitty-meow-meow October 15, 2003

Warwick POWLEECE 

If you've ever been driving down almshouse road/263/The Real Compton (Warwick)... you have seen about 650 Warwick Powleece cars stoppin mad haunkies for not having their seatbelt on. Now don't take these po po lightly because the Warwick Powleece WILL SHOOT YOU! Don't be alarmed if they pull up about 10 deep with helicopters and shotguns drawn after you failed to use your turn signal while switchin lanes on 263. you better be on your best behavior while in J-Hunt because the Po shoot 1st and ask questions later in that hood. To make a Long Story short don't fuck with tha 5.0 in The Real Compton because the Warwick Powleece...WILL...SHOOT YO ASS UP!

p.s. Dont think just cuz u live in Warminster or warrington...or Rhode Island for that matter, that you're off the hook. OWWWW NO, Warwicks finest have no problem takin a trip to you're neck of tha woods just to pop a cap. Warwick Po are lookin to make a name for themselves and you are just the person they are looking for. They will shoot you in the face with your own gun and sell that bitch on E-Bay. So wherever you're from... watch your back cuz The RCPD is in your mother bedroom as we speak...ya dig?
MAPQUEST:
"YOUR DIRECTIONS REQUIRE YOU TO DRIIVE ON ROUTE 263...WOULD YOU LIKE TO AVOID BEING PULLED OVER AND SHOT AT ON THIS TRIP?"

"My first bullet came from a Warwick Powleece officer...In DARE class"



Warwick POWLEECE by EL KNEEGROW August 2, 2008

Warwick Avenue 

(verb). Slang word used referring to when a one has anal intercourse.

"You want to Warwick Avenue?" (boy 1)
"Sure, meet me by the enterence of my tube"(boy 2).
Warwick Avenue by scotty2hotty22 October 27, 2008

Warwick, New York 

Warwick is a large town in New York. We have cows, apples, bagels, and pizza. That is pretty much it... Oh and we have a lot of people... From preppy school girls and boys to complete tractor - driving- rednecks .

We also have a lot of sports. soccer, skiing, football, lacrosse, basketball... and so many more.

So if you are traveling to Warwick, why not? We have IT ALL
John (From NYC)- What are you doing in Warwick today?
Me- Well today I woke up on my cow and horse farm so I already fed and sang to them! Toady I am going apple picking, then getting a bagel and pizza. Then I am going back to the farm and working there. Later I will go to the drive in with friends!
John- Oh. Fun. I live in New York City.
Me- WELL YOU ARE MISSING OUT! COME TO WARWICK, NEW YORK!!! We have Apple feast
Warwick, New York by KiaKat December 29, 2011

Warwick High school 

A trash as school that has white people acting fack ass hell thinking they will really be shit in life and not knowing there own privileges
Damn I really have to go Bach to Warwick High school
Warwick High school by anonymous August 3, 2021

Warwick Valley High School 

A New York school surrounded by cow shit... literally. Freshmen class is crazy+overly horny. Sophomores are cocky and act like kings and queens. Juniors are just plain rude or the nicest people . Seniors are just trying to make it out of school. Tax money, it goes toward a pool. Now the pool isn’t better it’s the same so what was the point. The teachers, they aren’t there half the time and they seem to have a obsession with hiring perverts and now as of 2019 a sex offender. Drugs, vaping is forever stained in the bath room, weed fill the library, acid lines the halls, and alcohol fill the useless pool. Students, a good amount honestly are just fake and want to act like there from the hood when in reality there growing up next to a farm. But hell I still say it’s better then a shot ton of schools but don’t believe the reviews you hear from the adults.
Person 1: I heard that school had the cops come in cause there was another drug deal happening

Person 2: What school

Person 1: Warwick Valley High School