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Wadsworth constant

The theory that the first 3rd of any youtube video is superfluous and can be skipped.
"Why are the beginning of youtube videos so goddamn boring? Don't people know how to edit video?"

"Yeah, it's the Wadsworth Constant"
by crunchytacos October 2, 2011
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Wadsworth Constant

A term coined by Wadsworth on Reddit.com.

The Wadsworth Constant is simply either the removal of the first 30% of selected content or the singular usage of only the first 30% of selected content.
Context: "A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

Wadsworth Constant Applied: "book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."
by r-wadsworth October 2, 2011
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Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.
Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.
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The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention
His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again
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The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention
His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again
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William Wordsworth

A nature poet in the history of English literature, who founded English Romantic Age in 1798.
William Wordsworth is known as a poet of nature. Here nature means external world.
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Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys

Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.

Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.

It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin

The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher

Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.

Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?

Person 2: yeah…

Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
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