wank

British word for masturbating

Quit wanking off!

by Jewish April 1, 2003

wank

Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).

Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!

by CITA September 14, 2003

wank

1) British term referring to the male method of relieving sexual tension; esp. used by those males with no relationships

2) Masturbating

I was caught wanking in the showers at school.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman

by Wayne Kerr May 13, 2005

wank

To vigorously and repeatedly move the handle of a mechanical device.

As in this instruction to the crew of a small boat in trouble:

"Come on, wank that pump handle or this bloody cow will sink..."

by Coxswain January 11, 2006

wank

1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation

abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

wank

west bank of New Orleans, LA

My friend Mark lives on the Wank

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

wank

To masturbate. In men, accomplished by taking the penis in the fist and moving up and down until ejaculation. (This may not be possible for circumcised men, but who cares about them?) Other more complex methods are also available.

I was wanking last night, because I was horny.

by *$* May 13, 2005