fuzz wanger

A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot

She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.

by Cheesy cheddar December 09, 2013

wing-wanger

large succulent penis. when using the word wing-wanger one must do the hand motion for jacking off.

"I bet that guy has one big wing-wanger."

by laura and amy June 17, 2008

wanger chop

a fat loser with a small wanger. either from birth or from being chopped off.

look at that kid. He is a wanger chop

by billybob July 06, 2003

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 02, 2003

pongy wanger

A very stinky person

That man Jared is a pongy wanger. He absolutely wangs (stinks)

by Maryberry69 September 23, 2021

flange wanger

a flange wanger is a man or lady boys tackle.

betty loved to munch on a massive flange wanger

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety

Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers

by ebuygum April 21, 2009