Wamp

Something that is funny, but not funny enough to laugh.

Person #1)- That garbage can looks hilarious.

Person #2)- Ha, wamp.

by two friendly people. June 1, 2009

Wamp

The act of being so angry at someone that you want to hit your head on a wall so hard that it makes a "wamp" noise.

You know, you make me really wamp sometimes.

by Pawsouth May 10, 2011

Wamp

A shortened version for Swamp Donkey.

Oh no! Wamp's coming! Swamp out!!

by Pincco September 14, 2009

Wamp

A mixture of wet and damp

I.e. more moist than damp, but not quite wet.

When stepping in a deep puddle the inside of your shoe becomes wamp.

"I just stood in a puddle!"
"Aw that sucks, I bet your shoes are wamp now"

by Klev August 25, 2013

Wamp

The urge to desire women outside your relationship while feeling constricted by your current partner.

To have the "Wamp", I've got a bad case of the "Wamp".

Symptoms of having the "Wamp" include tight shirt collars and traces of guilt after sex.

by Hsue Donym September 17, 2006

weston wamp

When you are fucking someone from behind in your truck, and you pull out your airsoft gun and shoot them in the elbow.

I gave her the old weston wamp last night. Zach would be so proud.

by Wamp2016 May 18, 2016

fiz wampe

Television remote or "clicker". Also used in context of describing something's awesomeness.

Ex.1- Bob: "Damn, i lost the fiz wampe again!"

Sherrel: "Get off your ass and change the channel yourself then."

Ex.2- "You're new board is soooo fiz wampe bro."

by csul23 December 20, 2010