vladimir putin

a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.

Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.

by SiberianPenguin January 23, 2010

Outta here like Vladimir

Vladimir is Russian, rushing get it?

"If you call me a futon one more time, I'm "outta here like Vladimir" - Mr. Chi Pig

by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011

Vladimir Putin

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

by NoNamesNeeded February 7, 2015

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

Vladimir Puta

The wife of Russian president Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Puta is a respectable woman.

by Paulus Pytsma May 18, 2022

Vladimir Tarasenko

A Russian forward who plays for the St. Louis Blues of the NHL.
Goalies can't stop the beast that is Vladimir Tarasenko.

Vladimir Tarasenko is a beastly Russian hockey player.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

vladimir putin

a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has sex with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling ricebutts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!

ahh i'm thinking about headin down to the ol' farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.

by Alex Homeskillet March 3, 2008