dude- why rn't u gettin a burger?
vegetarian- cause i'm a veggie head
dude- so u don eat meat
vegetarian- nothing living
dude (who is smarter than 1 might think)- so u don eat plants
vegetarian- actually, my mistake, i don eat anything with a face
vegetarian- cause i'm a veggie head
dude- so u don eat meat
vegetarian- nothing living
dude (who is smarter than 1 might think)- so u don eat plants
vegetarian- actually, my mistake, i don eat anything with a face
by Lexy "Veggie Head" December 6, 2006
Get the vegetarianmug. someone who doesn't eat anything to do with animals. people are NOT vegetarians if they eat fish, gelatine, wear leather etc. they are sad. yeah i'm elitist, so what?
1- "hey look at me and my hot-ass leather shoes, tuna sandwich and PETA shirt. i totally believe in animal rights and i'd never eat one."
2- "so.....you'd never harm a living animal?"
1- "never, it's wrong."
2- "so that dead cow on your feet and dead fish on your hands didn't die for you?"
1- "..............fiddlesticks."
2- "so.....you'd never harm a living animal?"
1- "never, it's wrong."
2- "so that dead cow on your feet and dead fish on your hands didn't die for you?"
1- "..............fiddlesticks."
by mhairi April 7, 2005
Get the vegetarianmug. by Alfonzo February 11, 2004
Get the vegetarianmug. A person who eats only fruits and vegetables. Some eat Fish and Chicken, though i don't see why, Fish and chickens aren't plants, and therefore have feelings.
Vegetarians are vegetarians for a number of reasons, some including: they don't like meat in the first place, they don't want animals to die for their foods, and plants have no feelings.
Vegetarians and Non vegetarians can live an equally long life, whoever said they live 7 years longer is bsing, though Vegetarians are less prone to heart disease and don't eat as much fat as Non vegetarians.
Food plants do not contain vitamin B12, and vegetarian diets are usually low in long-chain n-3 fatty acids.
In many countries, Vegatarianism is misunderstood, and in some it is even frowned upon. Most countries offer Vegetarians support by writing on food wrappings if it is suitable for vegetarian use.
Although shearing sheep for wool does not usually involve the death of the animal, many vegetarians, especially vegans, do not wear or use wool. A common alternative for cold-weather wear is polar fleece, which has the added benefit of being available in versions that are made from recycled plastic.
Yeah, im not a vegetarian... And you call us misunderstanding? Fry me.
Vegetarians are vegetarians for a number of reasons, some including: they don't like meat in the first place, they don't want animals to die for their foods, and plants have no feelings.
Vegetarians and Non vegetarians can live an equally long life, whoever said they live 7 years longer is bsing, though Vegetarians are less prone to heart disease and don't eat as much fat as Non vegetarians.
Food plants do not contain vitamin B12, and vegetarian diets are usually low in long-chain n-3 fatty acids.
In many countries, Vegatarianism is misunderstood, and in some it is even frowned upon. Most countries offer Vegetarians support by writing on food wrappings if it is suitable for vegetarian use.
Although shearing sheep for wool does not usually involve the death of the animal, many vegetarians, especially vegans, do not wear or use wool. A common alternative for cold-weather wear is polar fleece, which has the added benefit of being available in versions that are made from recycled plastic.
Yeah, im not a vegetarian... And you call us misunderstanding? Fry me.
Most good resteraunts these days have vegetarian options :)
Vegetarians tend to be fitter and thinner then meat eaters.
Vegetarians tend to be fitter and thinner then meat eaters.
by skrewi lui August 3, 2007
Get the vegetarianmug. hey dickheads, dont say you arent a vegetarian if you eat eggs and milk. That would make you not a vegan dumbass. Look the fucking word up in the dictionary.
Vegetarian: "oh i'm a vegetarian"
other person: "really? do u eat eggs and milk?"
vegetarian: "yes, i'm not a vegan."
other person: "really? do u eat eggs and milk?"
vegetarian: "yes, i'm not a vegan."
by vegetariangirl June 13, 2006
Get the vegetarianmug. yo we dont start fucking beef, so we aint fucking scared of anyone who says they've got beef, cuz WE VEGETARIANS
by SIR-COCKS-ALOT June 21, 2009
Get the vegetarianmug. If you eat birds and marine animals, and any products made from animals, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN! And animal products include Jello, yogurt, ice-cream, butter, and eggs. Dumbass.
Vegetarian: I have been a vegetarian for eight years and I eat chicken, duck, fish, crabs, lobsters, shrimp, and oysters.
Meat Eater: (laughing) You are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Yes I am.
Meat Eater: (pulls out biology book) Let's see here...(turns to bird anatomy) I certainly don't see plants with these kinds of organs...(turns to fish anatomy) or these organs...(turns to lobster anatomy) or these organs...(turns to oyster anatomy) or these organs. Have you even seen any of these animals while they are alive? What makes them so different from eating a dead cow or pig or sheep?
Vegetarian: (embarrased) Um...er...it's just that...um...I don't eat red meat, yeah and....um...red meat is blood meat..and..and..I DON'T LIKE BLOOD!
Meat Eater: But still you eat meat, and if you eat meat you are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: But..but..I AM! You're trying to deceive me!
Meat Eater: I'm deceiving you? You said you are a vegetarian but you eat meat. Both are contradictory.
Vegetarian: Fuck you! Fuck you and burn in Hell with your murderous meat eating evil (stabs Meat Eater with hidden knife).
Meat Eater: (groaning in pain) Wow. I thought vegetarians were actually peaceful, reasonable people.
Meat Eater: (laughing) You are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Yes I am.
Meat Eater: (pulls out biology book) Let's see here...(turns to bird anatomy) I certainly don't see plants with these kinds of organs...(turns to fish anatomy) or these organs...(turns to lobster anatomy) or these organs...(turns to oyster anatomy) or these organs. Have you even seen any of these animals while they are alive? What makes them so different from eating a dead cow or pig or sheep?
Vegetarian: (embarrased) Um...er...it's just that...um...I don't eat red meat, yeah and....um...red meat is blood meat..and..and..I DON'T LIKE BLOOD!
Meat Eater: But still you eat meat, and if you eat meat you are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: But..but..I AM! You're trying to deceive me!
Meat Eater: I'm deceiving you? You said you are a vegetarian but you eat meat. Both are contradictory.
Vegetarian: Fuck you! Fuck you and burn in Hell with your murderous meat eating evil (stabs Meat Eater with hidden knife).
Meat Eater: (groaning in pain) Wow. I thought vegetarians were actually peaceful, reasonable people.
by sarcastic April 23, 2003
Get the vegetarianmug.