Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 20, 2020

West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body

Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones

by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016

Back-Alley Vasectomy

When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.

'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'

by Littlenake October 10, 2020

Vasectomy sex

Something one looks forward to after they have had enough children

I can't wait to have vasectomy sex!

by Mrs T July 18, 2017

Vasectomies

The organ removed so the male cannot have kids

You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person

by Fortnite_player69 October 2, 2018

Mexican Vasectomy

What you call the end product when you scrounge together any tobacco and weed that you have left sitting in your rolling box, grinder or wherever else you may find some, and put it together to roll a joint. This can only be achieved when your bag of weed has finished at a time when most required. The enjoyment you get from this is unparallel in smoking terms, the name coming from the Mexican Vasectomy firework mentioned by Danny McBride in "Land of the Lost".

Fuck man, the Inbetweeners is on and we've no grass left. See if you can get a Mexican Vasectomy together

by danny mcb October 15, 2010

Vasectomator

An ancient legendary weapon used to stop men of certain family dissent from continuing the family tree.

If (the Vasectomator was) used on King Henry there would be no King Henry The 2nd.

by Payne Eifert December 4, 2010