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valcone

A Vagina; someone who is being a vagina/dick; jawn; bad; good
Damn Dawg that shit is so valcone; I fucked that valcone like it was your face.
by Tim Pincher January 21, 2009
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Valbona-Friday

A Valbona-Friday is typically a friday where you look your absolute WORST. You are typically sleep-deprived and your make-up is messed up or your hair is sticking out to all sides.

Your teeth arent brushed and you got the stankiest breath ever. Your outfit is messed up and you are overall a big bag of rubbish.
P1: Dude, whats wrong u look trashed?!

P2: Shut up Im having a Valbona-Friday!!
by Valbonasfriend October 28, 2011
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Vallon

The thin beads of slightly scummy water that, when you start bouncing on an outdoor trampoline, start to drip and trickle in to the middle, from under the blue bit around the edge, making ones feet slightly moist.
Uh - Oh, Vallon Central!
by [RD] July 7, 2007
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valjona

Valjona is an extremely beautiful girl. She is everyones go-to friend and is there for everyone at all times. She has a big heart. She might be a little dumb at some points though. She is kind, well known, generous, and the best person you will ever meet. She is very funny, talented, unique, and will always put a smile on your face no matter what.
1- “Hey look over there it’s Valjona!”
2- “Shes so cool I love her!!!!”
by ayeems March 2, 2023
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Vajongo

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region, as if it were a musical instrument.
Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich
by frootles92q75 March 6, 2012
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Valbon

Valbon is an Alpha when it's about women. He is the Lord of the women's world. Girls want him, but can't get him.
He knows how to treat a girl.
Valbon is an Alpha
by Galbso January 1, 2017
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Valon

maybe one of the funniest people you know, he can also make you laugh when you're very sad, he is very loyal and would never tell someone your secrets
A: "Can I tell you something?"
B: "Of course you can, your secrets are safe by me"
A: " Thank you Valon"
by brbsicuebwnsid January 2, 2017
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