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video game workout 

The tiredness you feel after playing excessive amounts of Madden, NBA, or Fifa video games.
Caused by watching the virtual players exert extreme amounts of engery, causing you to feel tired in turn, even though you haven't moved.
Douche #1 "Hey bro, i just finished my lax practice, wanna hit up the gym?"
Douche #2 "Nah bro, i'm so beat from that last game two weeks ago! My sick gnarly parents just bought be Madden 12 for getting straight C's! I'm just gonna have to settle for a video game workout today."
Douche #1 "Righteous bro!"
video game workout by Popkull January 2, 2012
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Video Rot 

The act of succumbing to excessive video consumption that typically leads to a decline in productivity and rotting of the brain. Commonly attributed to Facebook or YouTube use. Common themes include Animals, Drama, hyperbole, hypocrisy, greed, and deceit.

Video Rot is also commonly accepted to be the first sign of the Human Hive Mind.
"Stacy is often lost to Video Rot, she shares all of her friend's opinions and feelings. She is too terrified to consider that there might be a world out there with infinite possibilities"
Video Rot by VincentKav April 2, 2017

Video Game Nude Mod

What every horny 12 year old that doesn't know what Pornhub searches on youtube when they wanna flick their bean.
Horny 12 Year old: *types Video Game Nude Mod into the Youtube search*

Horny 12 Year old: Omg this Skyrim Sex mod is so hot!

Video-Game Designer 

The most kick ass job anyone could ever get. This is the job everybody wishes they had.
Kyle- "I just got a job as a Video-Game Designer!"

Tim- "You son of a bitch!" " I WANT THAT FUCKING JOB!"

video games 

Life is nothing without video games
video games by chocobo chaser February 2, 2005

video game 

One of the best forms of entertainment.
Parents blame videogames for being a bad influence on children. Yet they can drink,smoke and argue in front of their kids and thats ok?
video game by ZeroX January 31, 2004

video game road head 

when a girl gives her boyfriend a blowjob while he is playing a racing game on his beloved video game system.
Guy: give me some video game road head while i race these guys on the offroad track!
Girl: okay! *suck suck*
Guy: AHHH!! *crashes*
video game road head by Chelsae March 19, 2008