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utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.
Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.
by some stoner October 22, 2006
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Utility Mate

A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.
I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.
by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010
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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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sport utility wagon

A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.
When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.
by pickle rind October 17, 2013
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war crime utility weapon

this is another word used to describe a clothes hanger, something that can be used against your worst enemies! (ex. that one boy from your school with a subpar haircut and an offensive sense of humor).
hey guys, i just got my war crime utility weapon out of the closet! it can also be used to hold clothes.
by urmomdotcom420 December 30, 2020
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Utility Designer

A Utility Designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.
WOW, he can design, code and market the website, he's a utility designer!
by Etomco July 4, 2010
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utility player

that shortstop/first baseman is a good utility player
by stoof August 11, 2014
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