butt fuck uranus

Used in the same context as Butt Fuck Egypt, but when REALLY REALLY FAR. Much further away than places you'd usually refer to as Butt Fuck Egypt.

Person A: Man, you going from Miami to Ft. Lauderdale? That's butt fuck egypt!

Person B: And then I have to go to Orlando...

Person A: Now that's Butt Fuck Uranus!

by Andy "The Man" Alexis April 21, 2006

Uranustocracy

Where those who rule do so with their heads up their asses.

Billy Bob JR: "Dad, our teacher told us that our government is called a Democracy."

Billy Bob: "Yes, that is what the commoners call it. I prefer to call it and Uranustocracy!"

Billy Bob JR: "Whats that dad?"

Billy Bob: "You'll find out some day son!"

by MadDog21 December 30, 2014

Uranus

Uranus smells like Ur anus! (true fact)

You smell like Uranus! Did u fart?

by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022

juno uranus

Eating pumpkin pie out of someones anus while wearing clown makup.

Joani asked John, do you want me to juno uranus?

by Hillbilly Hustler November 1, 2017

juno uranus

Eating pumpkin pie out of someone’s anus while wearing clown makeup.

Joani asked John, do you want me to juno uranus?

by Hillbilly Hustler November 1, 2017

Inspecto-Uranus

What Harry Potter fans say before doing anal.

Girl: "Stick it in the back"
Boy: "Inspecto-Uranus!!!"

*Thrusts penis into anus*

by Bigus McWillus April 6, 2019