A trashy tattoo that follows a woman's curves under her breasts, the way an underwire in a bra would. The 2000' tramp stamp.
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Get the underwire mug.a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
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Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.
Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.
by blmaxim February 7, 2006
Get the Carnival underwater excursion mug.To be a "tiger underwater" means to be really, really angry (or "super-pissed"). Taken from the actual event of a tiger being underwater. Upon searching "tigers underwater" on Google images, you will find that every single tiger underwater is abnormally upset with everything around it.
Ways to use it include:
"Dude I'm a tiger underwater right now"
"Yeah, he's being a tiger underwater"
"Dude, quit being a tiger underwater".
"You know, If I was just playing GTA4 because I was bored and I got the Red Ring of Death, I would have been pissed. However, I got the Red Ring when I was about to play a game I've been waiting months to play, so you could say I'm a tiger underwater."
"Dude I'm a tiger underwater right now"
"Yeah, he's being a tiger underwater"
"Dude, quit being a tiger underwater".
"You know, If I was just playing GTA4 because I was bored and I got the Red Ring of Death, I would have been pissed. However, I got the Red Ring when I was about to play a game I've been waiting months to play, so you could say I'm a tiger underwater."
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Get the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit mug.an underwater blowfish is when you fuck a girl so hard and u take your sweat put it in a cup, stick your dick in the cup, have the girl suck your dick so it tastes like salt water and the ocean water..hense underwater...
by snacky pack December 14, 2010
Get the underwater blowfish mug.underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.
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