Uncastrated

Any male, living creature, whose testicles remain intact.

i am an uncastrated male.

by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019

Uncertaint

An adjective describing a time when people are freaking out so much they instinctively hoard toilet paper.

Stephen: look at all these assholes buying up more wads of TP than their bungholes can handle.

Adam: Who can blame ordinary humans in these uncertaint times. I’ve got a bidet but not everyone is so taint-forward.

by renbag March 15, 2020

UnclearMeme

The God an absolute mastermind at trolling is very known among many but only a few has felt the true wraith of him.

The destroyer of all UnclearMeme.

by UnclearMeme June 27, 2021

Mark of the Unclean

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.

Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.

by thendcomes June 12, 2012

eye contact uncertainty

what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

unbeach

1. Anything you won't find at a beach. anything that has no reationship to the beach.
2. to dig up at that the beach; similar to unearth.
3. to ruin the beach by trashin' it, or what the military and Tijuana pipeline did to Mission Bay, San Diego, way uncool.
4. ocean haters are unbeachers

1. streets, sea haters (unbeachers), and jungles
2. we unbeached some clams down by the rocks and had a bitchin' bonfire...
3/4. the unbeachers came to our surf for the sole purpose of unbeaching it...

by Dark-Wolf (the real DW) May 25, 2009

Uncannesy

Pronounced; uncanny.

The state of being anything but part of the Cannes film festival.

1. Annoying things that happen in the cinema. Not limited to cinema, often used in more general terms to describe something off-putting or distracting.

2. Not suited to be part of the Cannes film festival.

2. Usually referring to activities that would be frowned upon at the festival. For instance: watching DVDs, chewing popcorn loudly etc..

Commonly misspelt or misinterpreted (by those with little appreciation for those things uncannesy) as uncanny.

1: Turn your iPod down, i'm trying to work and it's seriously uncannesy.

2: Nah... This is just how it is, sorry...

by xZ JIB Zx May 25, 2010