Dr. Umar Johnson

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"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu

by DrUmarJohnsonLover911 January 23, 2023

Umar sacranie

skinny Kenyan who thinks he's mad at football, but doesn't even recieve his basic breakfast lunch and dinner, weighs only 10kg so please be careful whilst using.

Person 1: hi I'm Umar sacranie
Person 2: fuck off you Kenyan skeletal formula

by ReckyBusiness May 8, 2019

Umar

If someone is Umar, they do not want to work or make any effort to do anything.

Meaning: Lazy

“Look, that Umar is so lazy!!”

by 1234pseudonym5678 May 11, 2022

Umar

Umar is just such a sexy lad, he’s too sexy for some gcs like osmanli but overall he’s just too good at what he does. A young fairly brown handsome man with curtains, what more could you ask for in a man.

“Wait, your name is Umar? All handsome and smart young Muslim boys seem to be called umar huh”

by Ibnmurrahthetimetraveller August 8, 2021

Umar Hussain

A mad fruity don who loves shagging mad peng tings

Ayo babes, I see you man walking around here like you got no mans and dat yea. U kno im an Umar Hussain and dat? you dun kno dun kno skrrrrap parrra bow bow bang rappow ba rappow ba bowwww

by The unknown fruity don September 1, 2019

Umar

A fruity don who likes to shag fit birds

Hey babes I’m an umar u kno

by The unknown fruity don September 1, 2019

Umar

If someone is Umar, they do not want to work or make any effort to do anything.

Meaning: Lazy

“Look, that Umar is so lazy!!”

by 1234pseudonym5678 May 11, 2022