Last Word Troll

A Last Word Troll is a person in an online forum (typically political but not limited) who claims a desire to end engagement with one or more people who are posting, but in their parting post they attempt to make a further point and/or hurl insults, condescension, etc. at others that warrant a response- to which the Last Word Troll always counter posts. This may go back and forth a bit(between 5 minutes and 5 days) with the Last Word Troll becoming increasingly agitated and insulting to others, yet continuing to respond when he/she is called out. The only way to stop a Last Word Troll is to post “I think you are a Last Word Troll; let’s see if I am correct”

Last word trolls are a bane to online forums

by Elmoore October 7, 2018

Insane troll logic

A path of reasoning that usually only makes sense to the person or people using it. Insane troll logic often varries in degree and can range from sligtly different to absolutely preposterous. This is not to say Insane troll logic cannot come to a correct conclusion.

some common characteristics of insane troll logic (leaning towards the ridiculous) include...
-complete disregard for the accepted laws of physics
-Extreme ambiguity
-Excessive use or reliance on fallicious arguments.
- non sequitur
-completely absurd sometimes to the point of being ludicrous

Some Examples of the use of Insane troll logic.

Ex 1)
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Bedevere:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villagers:
More witches!
Wood!
Bedevere:So, why do witches burn?
Villager: because they're made of wood?
Bedevere:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Does wood sink in water?
Villager: No. No. No, it floats! It floats!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Arthur: A duck!
Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Villager: A witch!

Ex 2)
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" - Haruhi Suzumiya
(Most of us can reason that crabs have shell's lest they be eaten by predators such as Haruhi Suzumiya)

by Hexacyonoferate March 8, 2009

Troll 2

Widely considered one of the worst movies of all time. It has recently gained a cult following due to its rediculous dialogue, terrible directing, awfull acting, and ludicrous plot. It involves a family that vacations in the small town of Nilbog(it's goblin spelled backwards!!). They soon discover that the townspeople are really vegitarian goblins who try to trick people into eating food that turns them to vegitables. It is hillarious in the fact that it tries to be scary and serious only to fail miserably. Best enjoyed with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Troll 2 yet?

Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.

by Troll 2 fanatic January 25, 2009

Trollcoin

Digital currency (like bitcoin) used to pay trolls to leave you alone, to pay a professional troll with to prank on your behalf, or to insult your friends with when they try to troll you.

This fucking troll just wouldn't leave James alone, I threw some Trollcoin at him using that Facebook MultiCoin app, it distracted him so much he forgot about trolling us altogether.

by Mister Troll June 19, 2014

National Troll Day

In honor of Eduard Khil, we followers shall celebrate his death, June 4th, in memory of his beloved piece of art in the name of trolling. We hope he has a wonderful time trolling in heaven and messing with the gods. Love, your fellow trolls.

Hey, lets go troll some people on June 4th in memory of Mr. Trololo! It's National Troll Day everyone!

by Dave Trollinsky December 18, 2012

Graphics Troll

A troll who criticizes/mocks the dated graphics of older video games, regardless of whether the gameplay has stood the test of time.

They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.

They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.

They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.

Graphics Troll:

"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??

Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE

You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"

by Urizen123 October 10, 2009

trollapanese

Type of internet troll, focused on trolling anime and manga posts on internet forums.

This kind of person has strong knowedge of Japanese culture (as a matter of fact he will be probably Japanese as well) and has compiled tons of useless data about manga typos, anime glitches or mistakes. He will use this information to disturb another unprepared otakus.

Goku's first Kamehameha Wave video on youtube.

Comments:

I now realize why it's impossible for me to do this.... One must have two right hands.... 0:10
MrMisterfy

MrMisterfy is a trollapanese.

by gorgas July 7, 2012