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Typhoooon

An indian child molestor whos entire life revolves around Counter-strike and 4 hour meals.
e3.TyphoooN^ who live in Kingwood, Texas.
by Dub the Pimp March 8, 2004
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Typhoid mary

A local Rochester legend. Typhoid Mary lives in East Irondequoit, the "shady" side of town where she infected the majority of the town.
The term is now used to describe a sickly or highly contagious person
Cathy got mono and pulled a Typhoid Mary
by Amar Modi February 5, 2008
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Taiwanese Typhoon

When a chick is horny and she produces a lot of wetness from her vagina. Causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. Similar to the Typhoon that killed thousands in Taiwan.
"Dude, I went on a date last night."

"That's what's up! How did it go?"

"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."

"Oh shit, man!"

"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
by DHarding December 1, 2009
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[Typhoes]

Typhoes is slang word for typos when you are on any website typing and you suddenly mess up a word that you type. It is the same as typos but they say typhoes to either be funny or include the word hoe
On AIM;

smoovegroove: Hey what's up?
vainintheflesh: Not much just chlleing
vainintheflesh: Omg stupid typhoes!
smoovegroove: Lmfao...typhoes xD
by Ravishing Ren October 6, 2008
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tychonis

A stoic, pure-hearted, honourable man, standing courageously against all who would bring evil into the world, a friend to all with good intent and enemy to those of dark. Some say the man is un-killable, whereas others say they have seen him rise up after being mortally wounded, persevering through death to continue his righteous duty.
"I cannot believe it, I thought it was the end for us all, then I saw Tychonis."
by Thyscion January 5, 2014
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Typhoxyphoma

A serious mental illness caused by extreme trauma from abuse which turns individuals into depraved serial killers, rapists or sadists. It also heightens ones reflexes and hand eye coordination, making them deadlier than John Wick

Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.

However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.

Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.

During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.

Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Well fuck me sideways, that bloke down at the local pub single handedly took out a while bikie gang! He must have typhoxyphoma!
by TheDreamInventor October 9, 2018
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typong

Plainly typing wrong.
Sorry, bt I don't agree with that typong.
by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008
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