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twat twiddler

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.
by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007
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twiddlefuck

1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.
1) severe intercourse
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!
by Elle McKinley April 30, 2008
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Twiddley fish

A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!
A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?

B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley
by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009
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tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)
Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.
by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010
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Dirty Twiddle

Where you hang from your penis like in the movie mission impossible and steal cum from a girls pussy
That girl was crazy last night I pulled a dirty Twiddle
by Pipelord March 19, 2022
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tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.
Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?
by D. Vista April 26, 2005
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twoddle

load of old rubbish as in a book or programme
that film was a load of old twoddle
by Deborah Beeston September 5, 2006
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