Twatty Fingers

Twatty Fingers means: someone who fingers pussy.

Man 1: Should I hook up with this girl.

Man 2: No fuck you twatty fingers.

by Not PogoPro 🥺 August 18, 2022

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Fatigail Twatty

A bit fat rat batty who is short and rotund

"Fatigail Twatty comes rolling down the hill"

by GirthyGayrin November 25, 2024

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Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

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Hot Twatty

A chick who is super attractive, confident, and magnetic, but also carries a spiky, bratty, twatty attitude that can be equal parts irritating and irresistible.

“Yeah she’s being difficult again, but honestly? She’s such a hot twatty I can’t even be mad.”

by anonymous December 8, 2025

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A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

by Smordwith May 19, 2023

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