Twatty Shotty

When a woman douches with alcohol then queefs the liquid into their partners mouth.

Last night my boyfriend asked me, "you want to do a twatty shotty, shawty?"

by TwattyShawty October 13, 2023

Twitty Twatty Twunts

a group of twat cunts

did you see thos twitty twatty twunts last nite??..they were causing a big comotion.

by Toryy February 20, 2019

twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

by Smordwith May 19, 2023

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Twatty Fingers

Twatty Fingers means: someone who fingers pussy.

Man 1: Should I hook up with this girl.

Man 2: No fuck you twatty fingers.

by Not PogoPro 🥺 August 18, 2022