Twatter 

-A user of twitter because twitter is strictly for twats that complain about everything life has to offer.

- Anyone that takes twitter seriously.

- Also could be a future reference to a twitter type porn.

- Hector123: @Preston I totally love going out and tweeting about last night!

- Preston: @Hector123 lol i know you twatter! #TonightsYourNightMan

Twatter by [e-mail] October 24, 2011

Twatter 

A woman or girl that uses a sexy profile pic to attract random social networking followers or friends in order to boost her sense of self worth.

Some random twatter just followed me. The pic of her in a bikini is hot, but there ain't no follow back girl.

Twatter by DaReal McCoy October 21, 2012

Twatter 

It's just like twitter but for cunts!!

Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.

Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!

Twatter by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

Twatter 

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.

Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."

Twatter by Clunge101 December 7, 2016

Twatter 

To send a tweet before you've actually thought it through

P O T U S; a twatter a day keeps the media at bay

Twatter by henry case July 27, 2017

Twatter 

When someone is a twat but they are bigger than a twat, an ultra mega supersonic cunt twat

This is often used when playing dead by daylight and the killer won't leave you alone and tunnels you

Go away you Twatter!

Twatter by Jabboa November 14, 2018

twatter 

somthing that idiots that think theyre reallly coool when theyr actully total idiots

twatter is like the best thing every invented

twatter by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019