twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009

twattedville

high on drugs after a night or two of narcotics, alcohol and no sleep

Been to a big club night and have taken ectasy and you are on ur way to twattedville but still insist on an afterparty and more drugs

by Zoe Procter January 15, 2008

tanted taco

When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.

That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco.

by dagogirl November 19, 2014

Twasted

The level of intoxication experienced after drinking and smoking that sticky stanky.

I shouldn't have taken that last hit, the herb and vodka got me all sorts of twasted!

by ShimmyVB August 26, 2015

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007