twafflin'

farting while covered up with your nice fleece blanket

Becky and Jenny are always twafflin' after work.

by omg becky December 10, 2008

twaff

Twerking and queefing

Bro last night I got so drunk and i remember this girl was twaffing on my dick

by Penisbitch June 9, 2016

Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

twaffle

This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.

Total rubbish.

The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
or
Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order

by DeafSponge July 3, 2005

Trafford

A Manchester raindrop that lands on a person (usually the face or head).

"A Trafford fell from the guttering above striking his head with an almost audible sound."
"The drizzle wasn´t too bad, but the Traffords blowing off the scaffolding caused the pedestrians to blink and cover their eyes."

by Maribor June 24, 2007

Twaffler

One who twaffles.

Cashier: So, the total for one tennis racket and a bottle of maple syrup is $15.67. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a twaffler.
Twaffler: *Awkward Silence*

by CarringtonBS February 11, 2009

twaffleball

game which consist of your junk ie: penis (bat), balls (if you need help on that you dont need to be playing) and a vagina (twat). This can be a one on one match or a team event, depending on how drunk everyone is or how much you pay em. No fags allowed. NO BROWNBALL

Im gonna go home and play twaffleball

by p in the v May 11, 2011