Tuscaloosa one two

To fuck your daughter

Gave her the ole tuscaloosa one two

by grapist1 March 12, 2019

Tuscaloosa county high school

Tuscaloosa County high school- a school in Tuscaloosa alabama filled with nicotine addicted people. The school with the most whores.

*Sees a person vaping*
Oh you must go to tuscaloosa county high school!

by Nibba little February 26, 2020

Tuscaloosa Trap

A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target

"When i use this Tuscaloosa Trap and I win..you will have to get Tuscaloosa Trap tattooed on your body."

by Calethegreattargetemployee December 11, 2008

Tuscaloosa Trap

A move in the game of checkers whereby a player uses 4-5 of his/her pieces to surround and flank the oppositions pieces, which causes defeat 99.9% of the time...except in certain breakrooms

"You see that....yeah thats the tuscaloosa trap"

by Cale on the salesfloor December 11, 2008

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993

In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 was a tragedy.

by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020

Tuscaloosa Triple Play

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.

I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play

by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013