Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."
Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.
by TittyTwister69 January 13, 2016
Get the Tuscaloosa Titty Twistermug. Tuscaloosa County high school- a school in Tuscaloosa alabama filled with nicotine addicted people. The school with the most whores.
by Nibba little February 26, 2020
Get the Tuscaloosa county high schoolmug. The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
Get the Tuscaloosa Tape Measuremug. In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.
by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020
Get the The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993mug. In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Bootmug. A place with many tribes;
Wannabe thugs, hackjob rappers, LOTS of stray methheads and dope whores; kids are older than their parents;
There are only 5 outcomes in T-town: Military, Firefighter/ Cop, Nurse, Failed Rappers, or Dead.
Wannabe thugs, hackjob rappers, LOTS of stray methheads and dope whores; kids are older than their parents;
There are only 5 outcomes in T-town: Military, Firefighter/ Cop, Nurse, Failed Rappers, or Dead.
"Dude, is that girl twerking or having a seizure?"
"Nah, she's just overdosing."
"She must be from Tuscaloosa..."
"Nah, she's just overdosing."
"She must be from Tuscaloosa..."
by JARjarBinx October 13, 2019
Get the Tuscaloosamug. When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
Get the Tuscaloosa Creampiemug.