Tuscaloosa dumpling

noun - a slur for a University of Alabama student. It derives from the regionalism that exists between Auburn University fans, centered around lower Alabama and University of Alabama fans, centered in upper Alabama. The term was applied after Season 3 Episode 32 of Squidbillies in which Early attempts to take his son, Rusty, to a strip club so that he can become a man.

I was on I-65 the other day and two Tuscaloosa dumplings cut met off at my exit.

Tuscaloosa dumpling by Sufizulu334 January 23, 2009

Tuscaloosa Flamethrower

You shove a candle in a girl's vagina and fill her ass with a flammable substance such as gasoline or kerosene. You then light the candle and stand back (this part is very important.) She shoots the gas out of her ass, causing a huge flame to shoot out.

We were bored last night so ma lit up a Tuscaloosa flamethrower to liven things up.

Tuscaloosa Flamethrower by 2hugeforyomom April 21, 2011

Tuscaloosa Twin 

A combination of "The Twin" and the "Birmingham Booty call" for when your partner is not availilble. First you will need to locate a head shot of yourself and lay that out in front of you. Then put your cell phone on vibrate and shove it up your ass and begin masturbating! Then call your cell phone from your land line or some othe phone and shit it out and answer it. Now talk dirty to yourself as if you were speaking to your twin brother and cum all over the head shot of yourself you have in front of you and say "you like my cum bro?"!

My whore was at work so I couldn't give her a Birmingham Booty call so I just did the Tuscaloosa Twin instead!

Tuscaloosa Twin by Ballzdeap September 4, 2013

Tuscaloosa Trap 

A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target

"When i use this Tuscaloosa Trap and I win..you will have to get Tuscaloosa Trap tattooed on your body."

Tuscaloosa Trap by Calethegreattargetemployee December 11, 2008

Tuscaloosa Trap 

A move in the game of checkers whereby a player uses 4-5 of his/her pieces to surround and flank the oppositions pieces, which causes defeat 99.9% of the time...except in certain breakrooms

"You see that....yeah thats the tuscaloosa trap"

Tuscaloosa Trap by Cale on the salesfloor December 11, 2008

Tuscaloosa Triple Play 

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.

I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play

Tuscaloosa Triple Play by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot by Dave TTB September 6, 2013