A combination of "The Twin" and the "Birmingham Booty call" for when your partner is not availilble. First you will need to locate a head shot of yourself and lay that out in front of you. Then put your cell phone on vibrate and shove it up your ass and begin masturbating! Then call your cell phone from your land line or some othe phone and shit it out and answer it. Now talk dirty to yourself as if you were speaking to your twin brother and cum all over the head shot of yourself you have in front of you and say "you like my cum bro?"!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods