A factory which employs slaves to mass-produce turnips. Several conspiracy theorists believe that the turnip cartels and the gang wars they are involved in are the result of worldwide turnip shortages. If the federal government would legalize turnip factories, it is quite possible that starvation would disappear.
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
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In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.
In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.
Tom couldn't help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.
Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?
Husband: dirt turnip
Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?
Husband: dirt turnip
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An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
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