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Turnip Factory

A factory which employs slaves to mass-produce turnips. Several conspiracy theorists believe that the turnip cartels and the gang wars they are involved in are the result of worldwide turnip shortages. If the federal government would legalize turnip factories, it is quite possible that starvation would disappear.
Donkey: It's darker 'an a turnip factory down here!
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
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dirt turnip

After anal sex when the man has excremental staining to the head of his penis he is said to have a dirt turnip.

In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.
Tom couldn't help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.

Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?

Husband: dirt turnip
by Garage gang February 25, 2017
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Turnipy

The smell your hands get after working with Turnips.
"Sylvie, your hands smell Turnipy again. "
by Ensig December 27, 2011
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The Turnip

A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.
Person 1: Hey are you reading the Daily News?

Person 2: Hell no. I'm reading The Turnip.
by BSUTurnip May 20, 2011
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Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories
by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011
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willy turnip

Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE
“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous
by eggyyyy January 7, 2022
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Mash the turnip

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.
Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.
by The Intangible June 21, 2011
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